Camp Mendocino and the Great Spike Mystery

For the past four days I've been deep in the redwood forest, struggling to survive without showers, heaters or plasma TVs, it's difficult to comprehend I know. During the first 24 hours our team of highly trained individuals was nearly slain by a wild beast.Luckily for us it was too busy climbing over rocks to notice our presence or I'm sure we would have been doomed. From there we journeyed down a set of ominous train tracks:
They nearly led us to disaster. Once again however lady luck looked us in the eye and said "heck yes, go battle some wilderness, I got you fools" and we found a Buddhist Temple that took us in and gave us work and food:









We were then given a place to sleep for the night, only to be woken up to the sound of DANGER in the morning. Tune in next time for another installment of the jaw-clenching tale of

CAMP MENDOCINO AND THE GREAT SPIKE MYSTERY